Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
"And yet they keep telling me that House Lannister won this war."
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
being a freshman on the first day of school like
i’m in my room with the window open listening to my white dad neighbor and his white dad friend talk about grills and patios
I’m going to close my eyes and pretend i’m on an episode of home improvement and tim allen is my dad
they’re listening to elvis and one dad yelled “hey Steve how do you like your steak?” and Steve yelled “medium rare like it should be!” and all the dads laughed heartily
this is a code and I will break it.
My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky
Adorable baby and adorable papa are adorable and extremely adorable.
John with Alice.
Sansa Stark Appreciation Week: Day 5 - One scene
—Sansa and Cersei, 2x07
My Favorite Things Meme | [7/10] Characters
“Let’s be honest. If I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything.”